I dont kno what was worse. Waking up 2 a guy next to me thinking I got blackout or realizing it was your boyfriend.
3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
i made sure i dropped the whole "im a yoga teacher" bomb which basically roofies a guys sense of judgement and guarantees he will sleep with me.
Ia nefed hefelkp i am a taxi
having someone tell me to "prepare my vagina" is not really something I want to hear..
make sure nobody uses the downstairs toilet. i like to have an unused toilet for the weekends. dont shit where you puke i always say.
yea i really dont care about the sex, i just want him to eat my vag. He has to be good at because of his tremors.
Good news. Isn't krabs. Bad news. Not sure what it is. Worse news. Encouraged not to fuck till known. Great news getting laid tonight
I'm watching people hook up tonight who, when they wake up tomorrow, are going to wish they were blind.
you are my patron saint of "too drunk for 9am". i just keep asking myself what would alyssa do as i try to regain motor function
I feel like I'm full of double a batteries and cocaine.
I just got back to our room ....neither of us spent the night there but both our beds are occupied. send help.
P.S. I just made up pleasure scepter for the purpose of that last message.
It's meant to be, Cynthia. You, him, and your developed breasts are meant for each other.
it was like 6 shots in and he was automatically my type
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