Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
My mail consisted of a box of dildos and christmas card from grandma.
They just called to see if he wanted to come in at 2am for overtime. He's trashed. He literally carried on a 10 minute convo with his boss about woodchucks. As in the animal
Half my face is frozen, my vagina is broken, I'm wearing only gym shorts eating a plate of mashed potatoes, avatar is on my tv. There's a naked guy on my couch whose name idk. I needa talk to you asap
I've been timing it. He's been showering alone for 33 minutes. 4 minutes ago, he said "truth or dare." haven't heard anything since.
You picked a jagger girl up claimed her then walked out the door with her that was the last we saw of you
You know our reunion in two weeks shall be a drunken bikini clad magical adventure right
He wants to hookup..at the fair..this is our chance to leave him stranded with no clothes.
She was into my hawaiian shirt and id never made out with a dinosaur... I feel like it worked out for everyone
I'll check it out in the morning. Tonight has been reserved for getting baked and covering myself in kittens because THAT IS AN OPTION.
Well, during the ride home I had to personally apologize to both of her breasts.
I'll text you later. I think she thinks we're taking this whole "no sex" thing seriously.
Sorry I wore your bra during sex last night
How do you make a Facebook status saying how much you fucking hate yourself without being aggressive enough for people to worry about your safety
Cuz that's where I'm at
i just found a pair of your underwear stuffed behind my harry potter books...was that on purpose?
haha no, it was majik
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