How many pudding cups do I have to eat for it to count as dinner?
4.
Do fat girls normaly have fat that look like a penis by their pussy?
What the hell did you do last night?!
If you dont, I will tell Dad you are gay.
Fine, and I will tell him you fucked his business partner
Previous statement retracted.
how did he go about obtaining bull sperm?
I mean we've tried to get high on nutmeg, we clearly dont know the definition of "too far"
It's a self-perpetuating puke chain.
Its like "fucckkkkk yooouuuuuu" is echoing up my esophagus
tequila?
yep
You were jumping on the trampoline and screaming that you couldn't feel the fire.
So I wore a corset to school. Fuck laundry.
Ehhh, contemplating pain killers and fruit snacks if that's any indication.
I haven't had an orgasm since 2014. So you cam see why I'm having a bad year.
7% of guys ive been with can get me off... I did the math!
Despite breaking my phone, thumb, and my dignity, last night was pretty good.
To be honest, the last time I saw him he had a jesus costume on telling people to pray to his bible.
So he's at the chuch?
No, hooters.
don't take offense to this but at the strip club tonight I legit believed one girl was you. almost hopped on stage and freaked out at you. you're a beauty.
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