She was like a white Oprah, but with less conviction.
check it out our google latitudes are spooning
WHAT IS WRONG WITH SOCIETY?!?!?!
... says the kid who took a shit in my parents dishwasher...
He spent the whole night convincing me I wasn't fat, but after we had sex he said "Oh, I see what you mean"
Remember that amazing deer? You peed next to that dear..
I'll see ya tonight at your house...and I'm bringing you a special treat that starts with a V and ends with us eventually going to rehab one day.
How dare you. Idk what you called me, and neither does google translate, but you better take it back.
Drinking vodka in the bathtub.... If I don't make it, I thank you for your magical parts
How do we turn this unicorn pinata into a bong?
I left the guinea pigs on the dryer. Make sure to take care of them.
there's fuck elsewhere to go, I'll be there with 8 lbs of bronzer on my tits
I felt like in order for him to make it to mordor and destroy the ring, he'd have to make sweet sweet love to me in some form of hut or cave.
Hyyypothetically, what would you do if you happened to see my boobs on the internet?
I did coke with the Royal Navy last night. God save the queen.
Funny story... I got into my car and my porn started playing over my Bluetooth.
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