i'm out of smokes so i just had an after sex popsicle. this might become an addiction.
you just stared at your feet and said some shit about the molecules dancing and how you had just solved physics.
Cleveland boys shit in their own pumpkins in their own living room. Got pictures to prove it.
which bright sisters idea was it to put semi-formal in the middle of no-shave november?
Either way you look at it, I'm a slut. But either way I look at it, I'm having a fucking blast.
Idgaf if he's a manwhore, he's like the mt. everest of penises. howcan I NOT try to put that inside me?
I was in the freezer we were knocking over shit. Speaking of which i asked my boss. I can hook up with girls in the freezer
Yeah just sayin. Whenever you want to come over and wank me off you can
All I got from that conversation with the officer was "blah blah blah, you're disgusting, blah blah blah, $500 fine, blah blah blah, be in court Tuesday."
Yea we had fun. Lost my wallet some girl has it. Sarah fell asleep in a cab and ended up at some wawa. It was cray. She's home now
I can't get over how you look like his sister and he wants to fuck you.
He's unconstrained by sanity, physics, or his liver.
"my nose is broken but I'm beer pong champ so it evens out really"
You are not the cause of late onset lesbianism.
Two of the boys I banged while living in that house are about to move into it hahhaaha
first he passed out on the toilet...then hugged it and screamed no no no as i tried to pull him out
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