its 4th on my favorites list. 1. butt sex 2. mini skirts 3. three meat pizza rolls 4. fuck the pain away by peaches
The lack of respect you have for your penis baffles me. I'd rather rub my ball sack on public toilet seats than stick my dick in some of those girls.
A simple 'no' would have sufficed
Everything is fine now . The coast guard said we just can't take the inflatable trampling out past the break way anymore
That would be a dream come true. Seriously, he's like my mount everest, my life's ambition is to climb him.
And really all I wanted was to be like "hey can I borrow your dick for a few hours this weekend?"
Perfect. And my grandma just called me and talked to me for eighteen minutes telling me that she was worried because of my Halloween costume that I'm not a Christian and that I'm not eating. Wtf.
I had to dig my own trench to puke in at the resort. That much fun.
So I definitely tried to pay a cab with baseball tickets last night
This is like 50 shades on steroids but with healthy relationship models and mutual respect among all parties involved and lesbian activity.
I fucked your neighbor. Welcome to the new apartment!
My brother is so high right now he's eating frozen peas and called them "fucking delightful"
Just keep me informed about your plans. That way i can figure out places to go and if i need to shave my balls
uh why is my bathtub filled with kool aid? or is that blood?
Boredom is so much more tolerable when you're stoned off your ass.
I don't mean to alarm you but are the strongest testicles in the family. I just learned I can lift 90 lb with my balls! Beat that.
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