do you think he would believe thats it not really my period, and that i ate a lot of licorice?
do people in england often walk their sheep on leashes? or is this guy the exception to the rule?
Watching a deaf couple have an argument in the mall. Can't bring myself to look away.
You've ruined blow jobs for me. You were the motzart of sucking dick, where every other girl is like awkward elevator music
He managed to completely creep out every girl I was with last night. It was almost inspiring how efficient it was.
There is too much vodka and too much dick.
Ok fine. Wild. Free. Like a stallion set free in a beautiful meadow filled with flowers and sexy lady horses
So my mom and I were talking about what I should get you for christmas. She made it clear I cannot get christmas lingerie.
I want to miss work tomorrow on account of violent projective vomit... Make it happen
Rule of thumb; if you ask me if my tits are fake you will not get to touch them.
is it weird that our first time having sex was makeup sex?
Drink drank drunk tankkkkn, LETS GO
For real his Facebook page says he studied "sexual arts" at some random college I've never heard of. You've been warned.
I don’t care how cute or big a guy is I’m done with drunken hand jobs. It was like I was pulling a nine inch bungee cord for 25 minutes. Now My arm and shoulder is dead
Ok, as his sister I didn't tell you this but he's very familiar with pregnancy symptoms. So next time he calls you fat freak him the hell out by asking if your ankles look swollen.
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