she was bad bro. like...id rather put my dick in a blender. twice.
I'm going to rape someone's good day.
I know...I feel like disliking her as a person on facebook
it only took me 1 hour to write 8 pages. i'm never doing school work without adderall ever again.
I still think the kiddie pool full of jello option is worth exploring. Just sayin'.
How am I so hungover that wearing sunglasses hurts my head?
Hahahahaha. That's what your stoned ass gets for eating half a bag of processed cheese at 2am.
Last night I said "I'm so glad you broke up with your lesbian soccer mom girlfriend" I don't remember how he reacted I just remember trying to pee in the woods
actually there are like 49038098 people in the bathroom for no reason. Singing My Heart Will Go On and pseudo fighting.
I can't believe I'm giving you play by plays of this sexting convo. It's like a three way he doesn't know about.
I can assure you I didn't go home with a girl, because I woke up on someone's porch
I mean obviously I like your dick... Jury is still out on you but your dick is good
So I woke up really sad and then I looked in the cabinet and there was weed and now I'm not sad anymore
He just pulled his sweatpants down and pissed in the middle of our garden
She was going down on me before I had a chance to tell her I arrested her brother 3 hours earlier
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