i think if you made a shrine it would be creepy
I am no longer a man. I just realized I prefer Spongebob to college football.
Found him. He was passed out on the couch at the new place in a room full of burnt pizza smoke.
found scuba porn. totally not sexy. life continues to disappoint.
50 year old business women like dick too. Come on she said you looked like Ricky Martin.
To celebrate your birthday last night, I got drunk and sang drift away in buffalo wild wings. Happy birthday. The entire bar sang the chorus with me. It was magical.
Believe it or not I'm actually not the only person sitting in the back of the train covered in glitter and drinking whiskey out of an arizona iced tea can. Small world.
Oh damn. God have mercy on everything w a dick in a ten mile radius.
attractive or not, he has more than one book on serial killers. i'm gonna get out of here while i can
I'm not sure... But I think I just found a porno I starred in during my black out week of '08.
Im shooting goldshlager and waxing my crotch
I'm looking for whatever I can find, and afford without having to eat my emotional support cat
Last time I "ran into him" I ended up with the clap and had to explain why the ladder was missing from the garage.
Tempted to tell the Titos promoters at this bar that they are doing the lords work.
We just had a contest for who has less of a gag reflex...I am sad to admit that my mother won.
Randomize
