He's very warm and cuddly, that's my favorite thing about him. Besides his Porche. And his hot brother.
he even offered to make my bed in the morning.
it's official, i know exactly what cross streets we're at by the bumps when i give him road head
Things I love twice as much when drunk: Taco Bell. Office chairs that roll. Classes.
.....woke up with a tube of cinnamon buns in my pocket, i miss you
She. Own s my pussycat. Roxk it like. The sun hitting the horizon
I am way too attached to fictional lesbians.
You then showed up downstairs in only a robe, telling everyone how you were "the most chivalristic fratstar ever."
Its ok. Im having a low day. About to mix cake mix with milk and drink it.
Whatever she smells like compost and feathers.
I believe they call that patchouli.
My tongue is raw from licking all that salt with my tequila shots...happy cinco de mayo
Guess who just bought an ounce of pot via Paypal, and paid for it with my airline Visa card to earn miles?
Congratulations. That business degree is finally worth every penny it cost you.
At this point in job hunting, I'm willing to become a leather daddy if it means some sort of income.
I slept with my wedding DJ..... I think this means my life has come full circle
sooo, that video of you eating lasangna with the strobe going magically reappeared on my phone
Randomize