It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
I KNOW you don't honestly think you can pay me back in lotto tickets.
stayed up until 6am doing my presentation on buddhist art and the practice of chanting. took shots. did drugs. the powerpoint now includes a sesame street style game (with chicken/puppy clip art), an xzibit music video (and quotes about section eight and eating steaks), and a reference to a german metal band (universe). this is going to be the best presentation ever
Suck a a big bag of reindeer cock bud. Sent from church. See you in hell
Church boner. Awkwardddd
It went from "haha, this will be funny" to "full blown anime porn fetish"
I'm already at the bar. It's 2 PM. Help
They told me you were taking cheese cube shots and chasing them with barbecue sauce... Is this true?
Why didn't I see you last night!?
We made out like 4 times....I think I saw you.
Are you up yet? I really want to know if i tried sleeping in a field... i have the vaguest memory of trying to
I guess I'm just gonna have to learn to live with the fact that I'm the guy who takes his pants off at the party and tries to start an orgy
Never go with a hippy to a second location. I fucking hate Xanax.
You're the only guy I know who could convince a lady at the pharmacy to trade you her pain pills for your antibiotics.
I like to make sure they know it's casual by giving then a high five after sex
might I remind you I fucked a 21 year old and almost did coke with strangers? you definitely came out on top
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