I sk at the spereo and my dad gave me and all access pass
what???
AN ALL ACCESS PASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
He ripped my extensions out during sex, not noticing until this morning when he saw them on the floor. I told him they werent mine and he went and threw them in his sister's room.
An ad on my facebook says "don't be THAT girl". Its like it knows.
I got so many pubes stuck in her braces that when she yanked her head, I cried out like that one girl you "accidentally" rear-ended last week. Bald spots are battle scars.
i just wanna lock my vagina in a safe filled with bandaids and healthy things
Something about a hand job in a car doesn't scream girlfriend
Just heard an advertisement for 40 proof chocolate milk. We may never have to grow up
Hey, hey, hey, hey. This is a hurriCAN.
I think we should bring back the casual nipple tassel
Totally sleeping on a bloodstained mattress tonight. I love life's little adventures.
It's gay pride weekend and Father's day.. So in honor of the occassions I am now BI
we received free cupcakes at the first bar, and then I at the second bar i hooked up with a fat chick from Cincinnati on the patio.
you win some, you lose some.
I don't want sex or anything I just really need someone to appreciate how shiny my hair is
Why make bad decisions when I can watch you?
I got caught throwing up in my daughters princess potty... On the bright side it played a rewarding tune afterwards.
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