around noonish you got carried out for spitting water and throwing cups at old people...
There's people holding up abortion signs everywhere. I guess the people of Florida want you to remember you fucked up on Spring Break.
positive spin of the day: since my nose is blocked from allergies cleaning the puke this morning was much easier
He kept saying 'your mouth is Amazing' even after I was on his dick.
I'm using process of elimination to determine which of our neighbors i fucked last night.
yeah that always happens. i'm like the where's waldo of parties. i never even know where the fuck i'm at.
i have one question about last night
if this is about your fridge being filled with hotdogs, sour cream, and PB&J open-faced sandwiches, i can explain
Hurry there's a dancing lesbian. She's a jumper and has impeccable jazz hands.
He likes bondage and spanking and shit.
Oh, so "normal" kinky not "I wanna pee on people" kinky. I can handle that.
Fuck your 100 proof Hot Damn. Do you know what 100 proof vomit tastes like? Anger.
And now thanks to shrooms we all got a terrifying glimpse of what goes on in his head. I will not say I didn't see it coming when it turns out he made a suit out of people's skin
Wait. You NEVER used a Dizzy Doodler pen as a vibrator?!?
You're an idiot. I have LIVED as a cautionary tale of what happens when you drink too much and stick your dick in crazy, HAVE YOU LEARNED NOTHING?
He stuck a cigarette in my butt last night. There is no coming back from that.
I forget, are we banging TA’s for grades this semester or not?
Depends on how cute he is
Randomize
