Dude I just peed on my pants. not in them though. and yes there is a difference
you told everyone your name was brenda and you had the whole party chanting b-dawgg by the end of the night. successful.
If this place produced love children they would be born wearing Lilly Pullitzer with raging coke addictions.
so i told him i still liked him. he laughed
well, your crazy. what did you expect?
yeah. pants. i need to put pants on. i didn't do that last night. big mistake
It was worth having to clean the cum stains out of the carpet.
this dude just took some girl under your house for half an hour. you may have helped a 17 year old fuck on the beach for the first time. congrats.
I thought that u needed a break due the fact that your nipples were bleeding
i love that feeling when you wake up and have no idea how you got back to your dorm or why you have mac and cheese on your cheeks and eyelashes in your mouth
I think god invented us with two hands so we can grab an ass and spank it at the same time.
If you've never been pounded by an Eastern European body builder, I would highly recommend it.
THIS IS AN AMERICAN HORROR STORY I CAN'T FIND MY VIBRATOR ANYWHERE WHICH MEANS I LOST IT WHEN I MOVED WHICH MEANS MY POOR VIBRATOR IS OUT THERE IN THE WORLD ALL ALONE RIGHT NOW WHAT AM I GOING TO DO
I feel like your boyfriend deserves to know that you're a lesbian.
I could be doing way worse things besides texting him 'come over and bang my headache away'. i could be on meth
Well, we went shopping. He bought me starbucks and ate me out in the change room at target. If that isnt the best post covid first date, I don't know what is
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