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(510): View more from California

my mom just informed me my dog smells like cum

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(334): View more from Alabama

I just had to explain to my father, how having two screens plugged into my computer doesn't use more internet.

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(781): View more from Massachusetts

He has that cheese in a can and he's eating it. I have never seen that outside a goofy movie.

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(209): View more from California

Got kicked out of the baseball game with a 4 officer escort. Not bad for a monday night.

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(918): View more from Oklahoma

We have to talk through the words with friends chat so his gf won't find out

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(513): View more from Ohio

We're on a cock hunt. Everything is fair game.

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(570): View more from Pennsylvania

Her roomates have been scoring her hookups. I got 8.9, best of the week!

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(610): View more from Pennsylvania

These tits shall not be calmed

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(727): View more from Florida

Protip if he licks the back of your knee and you reflexively kick him your game of 'lick the lady' is over.

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