Tonight has been like a good ass fucking high school movie
She is the perfect woman. She cooks, gives good head and doesn't care that I have a small penis.
apparently you can't crawl through the drive-thru window
Are you dead or are you taking another 13 hour nap? you need to let me know these things ahead of time so i dont worry.
He literally had a note from his doctor saying he wasn't allowed to finger me for a week
Going to the u of w I constantly have that moment of, oh hey I felt you up at that rave at folk fest that one time. Winnipeg is too small.
I cnant read. Cheetos goen. Help. Grt Cheetos.
I'll miss you, too. On the bright side, a night away from one another might give me a chance to recup seminal fluids.
I just wanna be able to fart and do my homework but he won't leave
Actually here it's more "lie around naked in a dark room" weather.
We need to talk about your improper dealings with the town drug dealer.
Gotta wait until my full time offer is confirmed before I try to fuck the mid level manager
Currently googling hangover cures, which looks a lot like working from the perspective of my boss.
I woke up spooning with two strangers on Saturday morning... I felt like a sexual sandwich
test was negative. but nancy drew has yet to solve the case of the missing period.
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