Where you are. You must stay where you are are
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This is your Morning Wood Report: I have it.
Yep, it's a dick on our front door. Intentional?
Thats how high i was. The fact that he looked like Seth Rogan was apparently a good thing.
You need to tell your booty call to take some sudafed or something. I swear I thought you were humping Kermit the frog last night
I don't remember anything other than how good it felt when I peed my pants.
Hahah what did you even say to him?!
That I was gonna inflate his vagina with a leaf blower?
Oh.
Ordained minister or not I hereby renounce all moral responsibility for any and all related occurrences
you said I shouldn't try to fill the void in my meaningless life with dicks but i am trying and it totally works
I am putting together a break up mix and its pretty much the best of Phil Collins
I was gonna turn him down, but he correctly identified a song from Pocahontas.
He and I didn't so much date, as watch cartoons and go down on each other.
people need to understand when I say I don't want to drink anymore that doesn't mean tempt me with another bottle of Jose Cuervo.
She just kept feeding people pretzels and sayying "You're such a good goldfish."
I don't think getting eaten out in a smart car behind a circle-k on my break by a guy I just met classifies as social distancing, but I'm beginning to love night shift more and more.
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