No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
the way she shouted out instructions during sex made me feel like I was having sex with my gym teacher
I wonder sometimes what your vagina thinks about you.
while being fingered today, I was told I have an abnormally deep g-spot. Now you know, I am a size queen because of SCIENCE.
she pinky promised me she was 18
You know you're a whore when you color code your calendar with who you slept with on what day incase you have ANOTHER pregnancy scare
I broke up with him in the bar & then asked him if he wanted to have a contest to see who gets the most numbers. I say I took that break up well
What was the name of that place where we saw that concert? It was like a warehouse and some guy was living in the loft above the stage...
It's called: a legit place to drop acid.
That commercial was clearly aspirational. I think Arbor Mist would pair nicely with Oscar Meyer
his finger was half off and he was more concerned that he wasnt at home shooting cucumbers out of his potato gun.
Dude. She was wearing nothing but Wonder Woman panties and a flag for a cape and sneaking around leaving PBR's by passed out people for the morning. She called herself the 'Merica Fairy.
Why haven't you proposed already?
I've talked to too many cops in one week and I haven't even committed any crimes. I hate the suburbs
I hate political talk. I just wanna get fucked into an alternate universe where Bernie Sanders is president.
im looking at the positives. number one it stopped me from hooking up with vince infront of his girl, number two it gave me something to do instead of throwing up and number three i fuckin rocked his world
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