Its not alright that i make out with a manican.
Once you see the odd facial expressions and noises a guy makes while he is furiously beating off on top of you, it kind of puts things into perspective.
Only in Montana can you find Septic Services that would display "Christian owned and operated" on the side of the truck. I'm oddly going to miss this state.
then for some reason i googled "how much to buy a cannon"
I'm at the house listening to vengaboys alone. Please come home.
Just had to explain to the nurse WHERE I have poison ivy. Great Day
Great News, you CAN smoke bowls with a magnifying glass
she's walking down the hall in a thong and one flip flop and one ugg
Can you pinpoint the moment you decided it was acceptable to trade blow jobs for beers or was it a gradual slide?
well, I was going to forgive her anyway but not because shes my best friend and moreso because shes my drug dealer
If I had pants on, you wouldn't be getting this text message
I have managed to reach the 'after meth poster look' before lunch here...
i'm face down in a ditch right now please help this is not a metaphor for my life this is real.
I can already feel the hangover I'll be having on New Year's Day. I don't know if I'm prepared for this.
His mom wants to come see the dorm.
Hide the whip.
Randomize
