I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
Just woke up wearing a top hat and simpsons boxers. i also found more money in my wallet then what i had before going out, about $1000 more
i'm almost done photoshopping my face on his wife. it's a done deal
Is it bad that we're talking like nothing happened?
Ah. Blossoming love after wild blackout drunk sex.
She compares her life to Teen Mom. She's 28.
I mean I'm not worried about us not getting wasted. I'm more worried that I'll be doing a Boris yeltzen impression by 1030.
I prob couldn't even get his attention if I had a dick growing out of my forehead
apparently "preggers as fuck" isn't an appropriate way to describe someone...
just had to make the 420 edibles gluten free and kosher for passover.
Using that mug my little cousin painted for me as an ashtray for my weed...at least next time he asks me if I'm using it I can say yes
You threw an open can of pop at me while I was lying on the floor babbling and drooling about how I need to be alone forever, me and my leaking face.
Good news, my sex bruises are fading. Bad news, my boobs look like I have a skin disease because of it.
Well I shit myself on the way home from work today so there's that...
Don't be upset because I bitch slapped you with intelligence
The only good thing about 2020 is that the hot flight attendant neighbors are using my pool a lot. If i can keep them from wandering into my Zoom meeting with my boss I’m golden
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