i just hate vaginas for liking penis's insside them
the fair has chocolate covered bacon...impossible is nothing.
We didn't have beer, so we played mini-beer pong with shots and frozen peas.
Dreamed I made out with a stranger after falling out of a car, let's make this happen tonight.
You woke up, laughed, proceeded to throw up on me and then passed out again.
So question, would you consider it morally wrong to grind up Cialas and put it in ones cocktail? Then I get what I want and he doesn't have to be embarrassed and he can win the mental game with himself? I'm only thinking of him...
I found a door knob in my purse this morning, I hope whoever it belonged to doesn't need it today.
hahahah
she wanted me to tie her up with my playstation charger cord. i kept on hoping she wasn't a squirter. those cords r expensive. could have def been a Sony commercial tho
I had a dream last night that I met Diplo. Now I'm just sad
Slept at my ex's best friends house while my ex was locked out and I walked by him sleeping in his car this am
Beer bong just needs to be rebedazzled but it's gonna make it
Holy shit, did you actually CHOOSE to get hit by the alcohol truck last night?
Also, McDonald's breakfast is now 24/7. This is it. This is how I die. Face first in a pile of hashbrowns.
Went and sat in the wrong fucking class for 30 mins, answering questions and shit. What ever this is i will be on it for the rest of the semester.
we've never stayed at a party for more than an hour. we always end up at a pizzaria. by ourselves. with no friends.
what else are best friends for?
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