I've decided through careful research we can out drink any country folk.
So I'm eating my sandwich... and a penny fell out of it.
i just saw her new tattoo, how much more trashy can you get than having "taste the rainbow" on your body for the rest of your life?
What's the protocol for seeing the two girls you've been sleeping with in the store WHILE buying condoms?
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You're right, stupid question.
your mascara is on the toilet seat from when you fell asleep last night
Turns out getting tied up to two door handles and forced to repeatedly cum is actually a really good ab workout.
Did you not learn anything for "HERPES SCARE 2010".........
when it says do not use on the face or genital areas, it MEANS do not use on the face or genital areas.
at one point he couldn't find his underwear so he put on my catsuit to go to the bathroom
He wanted to feed hamburgers to the homeless... as a first date... who the fuck is this kid
Oh no. Not her. Her personality clashes with mine in ways that would make me wanna beat myself with a stick.
I think it says something about my sobriety when I don't notice a Taco Bell wrapper stuck to my ass until I'm in the shower...
I got a blow torch for Christmas. You are now permitted to be afraid.
He literally just made me hold his dick while he peed cause he wanted to know if I could aim as good as him
My 1st STD. I feel like there should be a cake for this.
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