I may be new to bar life, but full on grabbing my vag shouldn't happen...anywhere.
Driving by his house every hour is not stalking, it's a reconnaissance mission... How else can I confront him
Made myself shower before I'd masturbate. I probably should have wined and dined myself too, but that's pushing it too far.
That doesn't mean I'm a slut. Unless McFlurries are involved.
I will rub McFlurries all over you.
its not that I hate him, it's just that I wish his penis was attached to someone i like more
I wonder how your parents would feel if the scarf they gave me for Christmas is mainly being used for a blindfold during sex...
I feel like I deserve an award for facing my fear of penises in my face.
I got laxative. And a toothbrush. Because who wants to buy just laxative on a Friday night?
He called his dick the "gentle giant"
bullshit you weren't drunk, you pointed at me and said my cigarette was empty
I made the last cup in beer pong off the dude's hat. I also faintly remember rapping Forever by Drake during said game.
I FUCKED THE WRONG FRIEND HELP ME
He's getting so into these sexts, I hate to tell him I'm fully clothes, watching Bring It On and eating chips and salsa.
CyberMonday=Bulk Condom Shopping For 2018
Can you cover for me after lunch? I’ve never seen a guy who cums as much as my new Side Dick so now I need to clean the house before my husband gets home
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