if there is a rhyme for it it must be true
This girls' body was nothing short of spectacular...her face, was like the '09 Detroit Lions
okay im going to go eat, shower and find underwear... call if you want.... but ill be listenig to glee VERY loudly.
he wont speak to me right now because i told him it must suck knowing he'll never be as good as edward cullen..idiot.
is it sad that i can describe this night as "the night that i was sober" and we all know which night it was. like literally one night of sobriety.
We were showing our tits to everyone because it's breast cancer awareness month and we care deeply
I thought we were doing it cause it's Tuesday
I remember seeing his penis I just dont know exactly what I did with it
This is true. I'm still having Jess write "no drugs" on my left hand and "except weed" on my right hand
He said I kept trying to give him directions back to my house in Rhode Island, and that I started crying when he told me I live in Phoenix.
is there a way to say "yea i broke my wrist cause i fell down some stairs while tripping my face off on acid" without actually saying it?
THE FASTEST WAY TO MY HEART IS THROUGH FAMILY SIZED BAGS OF GENERIC BRAND CHEESE BALLS
Went and sat in the wrong fucking class for 30 mins, answering questions and shit. What ever this is i will be on it for the rest of the semester.
Just found $31 in my desk drawer. In $1's. WTF happened last night?!
I think it may be easier if I stay drunk/high til the wedding. You game?
I love you. Doing a double. Going to die. It will be painful. Let the world know i partied. God, did i party.
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