***** fucked a guy with one hand last night
my elementary bus driver served me drinks last night. He hooked me up
at this rate if someone im actually interested in likes me back im going to die of surprise before i even get to make out with them
Just found the book "How to Stay Christian in College" on my roommates desk. At a loss for words...
There's a skateboard on the patio and all the chips are gone. The note on the fridge says 'don't buy cheese'. Stop letting her go outside.
hahaha lucky. I'm fishing with some dude I just met when I woke up next to the mohawk river
Sunshine is the equivalent of sprinkling whore pellets on campus.
and let me tell you something, handcuffs are surprisingly uncomfortable when they arent being used in a sexual manner
The funny thing is, we kinda did bring guys home cause you had a fort...
You were running around waving the flier in everyone's face and thats how we ended up in a church eating free breakfast tacos at 3 am
Apparently I yelled "Spring Break 1984" at a drunk couple fighting on the side of the road.
Steve watched craig and I have sex from the top level of his cat tower this morning.
I behisseth at your soul from the deepest darkest depths of the earth
my god I love twenty year old dicks
He's a college graduate, has an excellent job, and respects his family. To say nothing of his 8.5 inch cock. His narcolepsy not withstanding...I'm marrying this motherfucker.
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