he made a joke about you fucking his daughter...i think youre golden
What would you say if I got first degree burns on my nipples from drinking coffee topless?
what kind of wine goes with anal sex and shame?
OH YEAH AND FORGOT TO THANK YOU FOR THE lack of WARNING THAT HE WASN'T CIRCUMSIZED.
Day drinking is so dangerous way too many construction workers out there to flirt with
Im currently watching two girls making out. In the library. Hope your studying is going as good as mine is. Haha
I have a to do list for the summer and thing one is figuring out my sexual orientation
I needed to bring way more fireball to class to match this professors intensity
He smacked my ass so hard my ass cheek looks like Wilson from Cast Away
Bring me your tired, your weary, your buffalo chicken dip
You know you've found a good drug dealer when he's willing to overnight mail to you in another state...
I did a line of coke with my ex tonight. Talk about memories
Girl... I just woke up with a bloody mary in a to go cup on my nightstand and two hours late for work.. I'm sorry i can't go out on weekdays anymore. Luckily my boss was just happy i was ok
She has an alarming number of pictures with cat ears but the sex is amazing.
Car sex in a public place. Boo ya.
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