There's something fitting about a hot in-car interracial makeout to the tune of 'healing the world.' RIP Mike.
My number went up to seventeen today. I forgot to add my random hookup on a sailboat.
My roommate still talks on AIM. What is this middle school?
He' s half Black and half Italian, I finally asked...this penis maybe one for the records.
This is the first time since last march I'm gonna be going to a class for more reasons than wanting to bone the girl sitting next to me.
I woke up in the closet and then I found my shirt in a bag of Doritos... how does that work out?
Update: I only have one shoe. The other one now belongs to the gods of jello-wrestling. May it rest in peace.
every single time I see a picture of the two of them on facebook, I want to just call her and scream "your boyfriend said I give the best head on the east coast". But I've been told that would be inappropriate.
I just rolled over in bed and felt a bump. Turns out it was a lil nug. Talk about being princess and the weed.
the other day i was so high i found pages and pages of pictures of HD hamburgers and patriotic music. bong rips for merica.
I want a battle ostrich, get me a battle ostrich and then come and make love to me
that almost beats the chick I saw smoking a joint while uni-cycling past my house at 4am. Almost.
Ran out of eye drops right after putting them in one eye. Half baked at work.
I thought since you asked to see my dick I might as well say hi
I'm twenty nine years old, now is not the time to start trying new drugs. I need a hedge fund...not another drug-induced hangover.
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