ugh, i have officially sinned in all of my cute clothes. i can't even wear any of them without feeling regret.
Am I the only person who thinks Megan Fox looks totally like a Thai lady boy with a serious tanning bed fix?
i asked why he had a giant piece of popcorn duct taped to his head and he said "No, it's actually part of my neck." so no, i didn't fuck him.
So i've def seen the girl running for student body VP getting fingered in a bar.
It's cute how he thinks we're going to have sex again
by 11 am we'd already been drunk twice. how much lower can you go?
It's called "lets see how many European capitals we can do the walk of shame through in one year"
Whatever dude, just dont tell her your first impression was she looked like your cousin. no judgement here. just sayin.
If it makes you feel any better, I had my finger up some guy's butt today... Dominatrix training, ya know...
I just woke up in my locked bathroom. It's 5 PM. What happened?
I just walked out topless, stared his brother straight in the eye, and ate all the rest of their cookie dough.
I'm very aware of my heart moving the blood in my body.
I'm not strong. I'm hormonal, sad, lonely, and trying to get laid via tinder
She asked what the dent on the hood of my car was from..i think she knows we had sex up there
is it still the walk of shame if his dad gave me a 'thanks for sleeping with my son' head nod on my way out this morning?
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