No, don't ignore my call, i just need to know, whats cuter a pig in boots or a miniature horse sitting down..
so i decided not to tell her that her fiance is cheating since i already bought the bridesmaid dess
Can you check your dirty laundry bag for my tooth.
I miss waking up knowing you're passed out under my bed.
I WAS JUST SITTING HERE BEING SNIFFED BY ODD WOMEN FOR A SOLID 5 MINUTES. My face was a twist of utter fear and confusion...
Trial is expected to last a fucking week if I get chosen.
To be fair, you are the kind of person I want to be on the jury when I inevitably end up in front of one.
Turns out I sent a dick pic to my sister's ex. Grindr is the devil's eharmony.
Ok. I'll enjoy the quiet (translation: I might be naked, call ahead if you come home tonight)
I'm stuck in a tree and request your assistance ASAP
I just pawned the ring from my ex boyfriend to replace the ring I lost from my current boyfriend. #thanks
If he would've shaved his beard when we first broke up, getting over him would've been so much simpler. That asshole.
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
sending my old camp counselor nudes. childhood memory win or new low?
Im getting out of handcuffs then i'll give you a call
He’s disease free and drives a Porsche. What else does a girl need?
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