never play flip cup with pint glasses
you ran into the room and announced "I JUST FUCKED HER IN THE ASS". apparently you forgot she left the bedroom 5 minutes before you and was standing with us all.
i think the next time he gets me off i'm going to scream bangarang
ru fi oooo
i just won an entire level on word mole with the word 'clitoris'
I knew we were gonna fuck after she told me she's seen that Porno before
I don't care if its bassically 3rd world. A country without a drinking age is a country without a drinking age.
and she was grinding on the wall, purring at guys she liked at the pregame...
When She took off her bra.... A tube of lipgloss, her phone, I.D. And a wad of twenties fell out.... I'm officially no longer a butt man
Robert just walked in drunk, grabbed my Jameson from me, told me to let him do his thing, and spilled it all over the coffee table. Then he told me to grab a funnel because he was going home.
Spent 20mins wondering why my roommate wouldn't answer after we were pounding on the door.....Def went to the wrong building.
Is there a polite/non-lush way to ask how alcohol ranks on their list of priorities? Because like idk how to break the ice furreal.
You came home screaming the lyrics to Drunk in love, and dumped wine on me when I said you would never be Beyoncé
You kept ranting how Captain Planet is getting shortchanged in the superhero department. Other than that you kept it together
What do you mean not that crazy? I had sex last night. with my\nBOSS. in the restaurant where we WORK.... ON A DINNER TABLE.
He can move his dick. Like on its own. WHY DID I NOT GIVE BLOWJOBS BEFORE?!
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