Pretty sure I only gave out my other # though. You know, 777 777-7777
Hahaha. So was it a Freudian slip, or wishful thinking? ;)
Could be either seeing as you're in my phone as "3rd bar" and I couldn't pick you outta a line up.
I'm bringing in a picture of a stranger on facebook to get my haircut. I have reached a new level of creepy.
so she sprained her ankle somehow and her friend had to carry her out while all 7 of us watched. do we even need to vote on that or is that automatic induction into the hall of shame?
Doing blow at 6am to "wake myself up for clinicals" was a baaaaad idea
Alright. I will breast feed the first person to get here.
I may be in the process of acquiring a second male fuck buddy and dating a girl....FUCKING STOP THE TRAIN I'M ON! THIS IS NOT A DRILL!!
The guy next to me in the library just got a call from his roommate asking him to come bail him out of jail...we need to step up our game.
I thought I could grab a hold of my stream of urine. So she left pretty soon after that.
Nothing says "back to school" like walking in the first day with a hangover
I got a snap of someone jumping off a light pole. Was that you? Please confirm or deny. #onWisconsin
I called you daddy and let you stick things in my butt, I am a damn 11.
Yes. Ice cream tacos are an important aspect in the bridge of friendship
he high fived his dick after we had sex
i just want to cuddle, make out and maybe have a boob grabbed but no. someone has to have mono.
In a meeting I sneezed and my tooth hit the floor. I don't think anyone noticed. I would still like to die now.
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