I shampoo & condition my pubes, sometimes i wish my face was closer so i could rub against it cause it feels like plush
so how does one go about finding a summer fling?
take advantage of an intern
Just got a script for 120 vicodin with 6 refills. I feel like michael jackson.
I could make treat bags
Because ur a stupid bitch
Actually, I'm graduating from college on Saturday so that makes me a well educated bitch.
I love drunk self when he leaves a prepacked bong for the morning... in the bathroom.
you just stood there spinning and got mad if anyone tried to stop you
So howd u manage to get high at a one year olds birthday anyway?
I have bruises all over from falling so much last night, I even have bruises on my arms from them picking me up off the street.. Oh vodka nights.
Withdrawals are gods way of saying "you're still my bitch"
he attacked my vagina with the force of a thousand suns
I could definitely fill a shot glass w my cum
please don't
Do you have feelings for this penis?
I was legit late to work one day Bc it took me so long to get a good nude
OMG OMG OMG I just throwed up in his pillow case when he wentto start the sho wer, time to grab my bra and bounce!!!
Wow.
the people in front of me have a grocery cart in their car... i missed college...
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