So I pulled my t-shirt down, pushed my boobs up and marched right into that church!
im keeping my plan b box as a souvenir of my first halloween weekend in college
You'll be proud of me
Who did you not have sex with
Damn it...you know me too well
Fail #1 I puked off the balcony onto the balcony below us and when I tried to pour water on it in the morning to wash it off it just went all over their deck. Sorry room 1342 but welcome to Jamaica
I wish a night of watching Dear John and a bottle of wine could cure my herpes.
so apparently the car got towed with me passed out in the back seat.
They had an entire room dedicated to passed out people. It was like a dogpile of cross faded toddlers drooling on each other.
theres pictures of him knuckle deep in her, both of them thumbs up and cheesin. someone should take her kid away
His roommate left already and took the beer pong table so we had to take off his bedroom door. Maybe res life won't notice.
I'm sorry. I just realized our 'big night out' ended up being you driving my high ass to get burritos and back.
some how during sex we caught an ENTIRE pillow on fire. A WHOLE PILLOW.
Well, I woke up on a roll-away, with a knot in the back of my head and penis confetti stuck to me. Also, I apparently literally gave the shirt off my back right before I passed out, so I was topless. Vegas won this trip.
Well. We had sex and then watched 6 episodes of Dateline NBC together; only breaking the silence to make disapproving noises at shotty police work. So basically yea I'm gonna marry him.
My New Year's resolution is to chill out on the group sex. At least with my friends anyway.
You were in the girls bathroom yelling at some random chick because you thought she stole all the urinals. That's why you were kicked out.
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