So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
Dude judst bought snd smokked tfour white widoew jointsd in Asmsterdam. Wstching the Cvhiefs gsme. Oh Boy.
You are why other countries hate Americans. But I say God bless you.
I would say the hottest chick there looked like Susan Boyle and the ugliest like Bea Arthur
Nice use of current day folklore
Heated debate on which is worse. Pissing your pants or puking all over yourself
her cat was choking so she kept trying to stick her finger in her cat's mouth while saying "it's okay kitty, just do what mommy does"
Hes stumbling drunkenly around the streets of New York with a balloon vagina on his head. I'd say hes having a good night.
They wouldn't let me hang out the sun roof and sing apple bottom jeans in the drive thru of hardee's i think i no longer like these ppl
Living room floor. I asked him to give me a back rub. He did. And smoothly transitioned that to foreplay, then basically threw me on the floor. My vagina hurts. He deserves another Christmas present.
Your "dubstep at ceilis" resulted in a random naked guy busting into my room and peeing all over my bathroom
The last time I've felt a woman's touch, the twin towers were compromised. You can wait like one week
There is what appears to be urine on the woman's bathroom sink. I just have so many questions right now.
Is Oprah even human
I'm not gonna ask the guy I've fucked like 3 times if he is insecure about his eyebrows.
Also I feel like death. But like. In a good way
I'm not drunk or hungover and I don't have to work. My body is sooo confused!
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