so im in the parking lot of taco bell eating a taco...and some girl just got out of a car and screamed at the top of her lungs "XANEX FOR SALE!!!!" i fucking love Hamilton.
im not an educated person. i just do things. and it works out in my favor
No flights in Europe due to the volcano erupting. God himself is telling me to spend 4.20 in Amsterdam.
I hope my liver is having as much fun as I am
I mean, once you get beat with a dildo you can't look at someone the same
1. Are there men involved 2. Is there food involved 3. Do I have to put pants on 4. Do I have to leave this bed
don't mind me. just hanging out in this cool air conditioned Babies R Us until the liquor store next door opens.
Irrelevant. Does he have queso? That's the real question.
They took my balls.
I'll be home next weekend. Its mothers day. Let's party just enough so we are frightened it might be our first
Thats why you dont have a "jubilant gunfire celebration"
Your feet probs hurt bc the cab driver kicked us out a mile from home after you wouldn't stop screaming "prohibition can suck my dick"
Pissing into the Grand Canyon is the single most liberating thing I've ever done in my entire life
Sometimes I look at dogs and just thing about how it's weird we both came from wolves
Lay off the drugs kid
Despite evidence suggesting otherwise, it turns out max is 100%straight.
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