i've come to the conclusion that there is no classy way to apply chloroseptic spray to your butthole.
I just did something awful... i just had to tell someone... i just used my brothers electric face cleaner as a vibrator
I realized that I earned the name Classy cassie as i was throwing up vodka slushie in my bed with a guy I know by the name extacy boy
Who is John, and why is his named carved into our toilet?
just cuze she's 16 doesn't mean it's illegal to add her on facebook
This is much more drunk than i was intending for a wednesday
Before he took my jeans off all he said was "no hard feelings from middle school right?"
I need to get the stench of sex and broken dreams out of my room
NC is no longer selling 190 proof Everclear. We are officially no longer the greatest state.
drunk doesnt even begin to explain it. he said he was going to get playing cards from the lobby and came back 20 minutes later with a full set of sheets.
he's only going to be home for two days, his dick is going to be in me for the whole 48 hours, he doesnt have a choice.
On a toatally unrelated note, I see music in my hair
Clearly you've confused me for someone who has their shit together, and honestly I have no idea how you did that.
You are attracted to power and since you can't date the married old guy you have to go for the next best thing - his gay son
If me saying "come f***k me now" is talking, then yes.
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