You don't have to be emotionally available for a blow job.
He doesn't make grammatical errors. Even while getting head.
I swear I only do things like fuck 19 yr olds just to hear how you laugh when I tell you.
ughh I puked about 4 times on metro, no one seems to like the cool design I made on my shirt
In less than 24 hrs I went from conversing with Nobel Laureate, to hangover vomiting in front of a drive thru cashier
and now i get to think about how i fulfill a gay man's harry potter fantasy. thanks for that
We laughed. We cried. We came everywhere.
Doap. Just bring some lube and a slingshot. Not sure y we need the slingshot.
If your nipples ruin my wedding photos I will kill you.
For our 1st date, he tried to schedule a rock climbing. I suggested, "how about we meet at my place and you can scale Mt. Vagina?"
I think I ingested my vampire fangs last night.
Our nipples touched last night. It was tender.
Let's go buy marshmallows and play chubby bunny until we feel alive again
It got weird I got a phone call while looking at porn and the video started playing while on the phone full on porn audio.
What do you do when you legitimately find a hidden sex dungeon in your parents basement next to your bedroom!!?
Randomize
