If one more person calls me a lesbian I am going to have to give you head in public.
69 is so not fun when his penis is sporting a 70s hairstyle
What was your penis's nickname in high school? Also, what was it's theme song?
Slipping me an edible before my ochem final was not your brightest idea. Looks like I'm switching to business.
You are mentally unprepared to be exposed to my degree of perversion.
Rumble strips road head = magical
I respect your roll as DD and there're am required to respect your vehicle
Dude. The amount of love and appreciation from a house full of stoners when you come home at 4 am with donuts is overwhelming. The kind of love to make Jesus have to work a little harder at his unconditional love thing.
If you're still up for that roadtrip, I managed to end up in Louisiana and could use a ride home.
alll i remember is comming back downstairs, his pants were off and he was aplauding me
With gravity the way it is and your butt clearly being the size of a bus you'd break your hip or something
Just tried to do a line with a snorkel I cut off... that is how my Aruba trip is going!
Listen. You dont know how advanced you are in yoga till you have to shave your butthole
I woke up next to my bosses toilet.i wish you had just left me in the neighbors yard.
Why is my belly button ring in my ear
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