Hey you
You're the only one I'll text back during sex. what's up?
I forgot how hot balto sounded
you would think someone who fights for his country could fight to last longer than 2 minutes
debating whether or not to save the package from my first plan b pill. it would be a nice addition to any baby book.
then he asked me if i wanted to "handle his wingman"
Im gonna need you to always be ready for drinking or this will never work. grow up peter pan.
he brought me knee pads...is that sweet or weird?
great idea involving lots of fake blood and face paint, call me tomorrow.
I feel like letting the same guy who shot him dig the pellet out of his leg with a pocket knife was the bigger mistake
My dads not up on pop culture but he's not dumb enough to believe your 2 girls 1 cup reference at dinner was from the bible.
Sometimes turtles just really trip me out man
I'm too high and old for this...
I peed outside 4 times after the bar, safe to say I had great night
It's becoming clear to me that I am not sugar baby material. I don't think I could handle old balls long term.
Let's just say, I'm pretty sure you're banned from Skype.... like, forever.
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