Should I shave my pubes in the shape of a top hat so I can nickname my junk Abe Lincoln?
Is it bad everytime a fat person orders fraps I want to tell them to slow their rolls
Taljing aboutpenisrs w gerruly ska pops
in the morning i found her name, number and address on one of the empty pizza boxes. also said "ps. if you find my shoes please mail to me."
Is it bad that John just came to my work to have sex with me bc I felt bad that he slept on his porch last night locked out and I missed all his calls?
She said she couldn't find my penis because my arm was in the way. That was my penis
Every man deserves at least one moment like that
Have you ever tried running while drinking 151?
She stopped mid hookup to ask me if we'd be done before Taco Bell closed.
Sorry I can't go bowling with you guys. I'm getting daytime dick. That's the best kind.
I hope after we constantly bang for 2 days straight we can agree to be friends again
its just been over 12 hours, and i`m dying, don`t know how i`m supposed to survive the holidays sexless
I'm trimming my pubes right now and the battery was wearing down. So I chose to only trim one side. I cut the right side down and now I look like pubic two-face. Right all trim and near and left like a caveman.
I know this shouldnt be a problem, but there are too many women hitting on me. I dont know what to do
I may have been bent over an elementary school lunch table a few weeks ago. Don't judge.
So what we learned was that it doesn't matter how skinny the stripper is, if she sits on your knee with a torn acl for two hours it's going to swell up
Randomize
