i'm forgoing the post-coitus cuddling sesh to ask u this :when he says he loves me and all i can think to say is either "cool" or "i love boning you," what do i do?
um. i met him on myspace...we text now, he lives down the street
Yeah. My legs are trembling...hard to walk. Feels like a neon arrow is pointing at me saying "just had sex (with not his wife)"
nah, shes just mad because we went through all her fb pics and tagged her crotch as all the guys shes fucked
You proceeded to call me a hoe and then informed me that Bear Grylls is and always will be more important than I am to you.
It was good sex. She was screaming so much I didn't know whether or not my name was Matt or God.
Now for something completely different: ive figured out how to eat a banana without insinuating something completely naughty
He may or may not be blacked out. We put him to sleep in the community bathroom. He's wrapped in your blanket and he's already puked on it twice. Using your blanket was my idea. Maybe next time you'll ask before taking my vodka.
congratulations to me i think I am on the road to legitimate alcoholism
cool. same. I'm in class drinking
NOT OKAY
sorry for partying
THATS NOT PARTYING THATS DRINKING IN CLASS
If by "in control" you mean him showing-up to work wasted, calling a customer a "fuckstick," and getting fired on the spot? Then yes, he is.
1. Are there men involved 2. Is there food involved 3. Do I have to put pants on 4. Do I have to leave this bed
It was over as soon as he asked if he could name my vagina pancake.
You gotta buy me dinner first. Or smoke me out. Both are equally chivalrous
Well my grandma put the turkey in the oven for 4 hours and didn't have the oven on.
Its was awkward last year cuz in the middle of it her mom bust In the room with noise makers and champagne
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