I want to give you a handjob with my mouth.
My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
she's like bobby knight all she does is scream and point
Also, did that cop draw hearts on everyone's hands last night?
Theres a freshman smoking a pipe on campus. This new class is setting a new standard we're not ready for
I dont even care how hung over I am, and how shitty this bus ride will be. That was the best sex of my life and it's a beautiful morning.
Just pissed by glowstick light. Bad idea.
I think he offered to cook me dinner or cook me for dinner. Not really sure. Just smiled and nodded.
Everyone else in class agrees the weed smell is coming from me
who knew tequila and Christmas cookies would go so well together
I ate 1200 calories worth of chocolate covered marshmallows and googled why it is okay to be single forever
I'm glad you threw up in my bed because now we talk.
conclusion: canadians have really freaky sex
Blueberry probiotics greatly increase to the masturbation experience. Try it dude. It’s all the rage
God gave you your own nipples for a reason.
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