I may not go down in history, but i will definitely go down on your little sister.
It's like I'm the Little Bo Peep of sheparding dicks.
Only someone with your twisted mind could come up with that simile. Do you sit around and read 'How to turn Beloved Childrens Stories into Sexual Analogies?' This is the 3rd time you've done this.
it's a "shave your legs in the cvs bathroom" kind of night
I just keep sniffing it hoping for an explanation.
frozen drink friday is suspended until further notice
and PS, please don't fuck in the corn maze, k?
she did 8 shots of vodka. THROUGH A SIPPY STRAW
I have got to meet this girl.
He corrected my use of grammar... I think we both know that means i have to sleep with him
The trashcan full of everclear punch caught on fire...you should probably come home now.
You better be Eskimo Brother-ing the FUCK out of tonight right now. Long distance 'balls deep' high five
I should not be allowed to reproduce. The world doesn't need my sarcastic asshole demon spawn in child form
One. But meh. I upped my age limit to like 29 hoping I'll match with this one fedex guy that delivers packages to my work
Hypothetically - think of it as Schrodinger's blow-job.
listen I will take literally anything I can get my tiny gay fingers on
you do realize the next step is naked mud wrestling, right?
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