it hasn't hit me that college is over yet. so far at home, i haven't brushed my teeth, taken off my makeup, or changed clothes before bed.
found some acid from a couple months ago while looking through christmas lights. Looks like santa came early this year.
Taking my final with a coffee mug full of keystone... best semester ever.
She put her phone in her underwear and it somehow managed to work it's way into her vagina. she has a BLACKBERRY.
so this was truly a case of the blacked out leading the blacked out.
I took the precaution of putting my macbook the one place in the dorm there is no way i can piss on it... the toilet
One date. That's all it took. I want to have his geunis babies in me. One date.
You refused to come over and kept yelling that you were gonna sleep on a car
I am too hungover to address any of this right now, every time i move it feels like i'm being bitch slapped by the hand of God
I took an adderall. This is weird. My eyes are really wide open and I am really good at staring. I've written on 9 peoples walls and updated my status. I am getting shit DONE!
Taking my infected piercing out in the parking lot of the food card place. This is one of those life defining moments that makes me sad.
They just showed up to the party with a shopping cart full stolen of naty ice cans, no boxes, just cans. Shit just got real !
Dude I'm riding a fucking tortoise this is awesome you should come with me more often
100 proof captain the only man who can make me strip during a snowstorm
Only you could make a stripper uncomfortable by eye fucking her too much.
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