Don't bone anyone, just think of ur vibrator lol
HHaaaaaaaaa mmmmn vibrator
Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
I am literally too baked to press the call button. How am I supposed to bone him?
I woke up this morning next to a stack of saltines & a txt from u saying "do it." it took me a second to remember wat was going on
Just put the gallon of milk in the microwave. Dad might know im high.
they pretty much knew i was there to get drunk and fuck their daughter
Things got outta hand once she told me to water-board her with Patron.
Oh Julie took your pants off last night, I put your pajama bottoms on, and Rachel took your bra off. It takes a village.
I've noticed we have slowly begun to phase the "B" out of our Bromance.
I know we said we never would. But try fucking a fat guy. He put in so much more effort and then made me waffles.
You should know two things about me,,,1) I am highly sexual and 2) I am HIGHLY competitive so you telling me about how much sex you had with the other girl makes me say "challenge accepted"... you should hydrate.
I know. It was just so disappointing. I almost made it. And now the "when's the last time you peed your pants" clock has restarted. Lol
I just googled, "what type of cured meat does my face taste like", and one of the top results was, "The Definitive Guide to Bacon." I couldn't make this up if I tried.
you made the house rule that every time you'd say "yay" everyone had to drink.
that explains so much
he's single and there are thong briefs.
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