butt plug
anus plug
rubbish cock?
yes
you suck at this game today
Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
he said he didn't have a condom.
and you said?
that that's fine cause i was ready to be a mom. yeah - he magically had a condom he forgot about after that.
Henry's handball, Tiger Wood's Car Crash, Roger Federer losing ... That's it....I'm throwing my Gillete away
I developed a drinking game for WoW. Everytime I die, I take a shot.
Please get laid.
Should study in library more often, procrasturbating is less of an option.
he just kept saying "come on iron man, you can do this!" to himself the whole time..
We're doing kegstands for my 80th Bday, so don't lose that muscle tone.
Yah... You need to get here. Evan just peed off the karaoke stage.
Oprah Winfrey is a jealous, vengeful god
You're going to hell! And you're going to hell! And you! And you. You're all going to hell!!!
Just described you as looking like "a very cute escapee from an Egyptian insane asylum"
We are so drunk half our team had to bowl with a chaperone. We won every game. We drink
So is that the only criterion for shenanigans now? Don't die?
why did you put a dildo on the ceiling fan
the dildo had a suction cup and we had a ceiling fan what did you expect?
On another note, I almost lost one side of my fake butt. Dancing the wobble with the fake butt isn't recommend.
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