jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
I'm actually glad you're quitting. Now there's one less person at work who's seen me naked.
We couldn't even have sex we were both laughing so hard. I don't know how I feel about the quality of that weed.
Just seen a scantily clad pirate with 2 36 packs of natty ice on a bike riding with no hands. If she doesn't hit a speed bump she's golden and should be on the next Americas got talent.
She gave him a lap dance on the glass table. You can guess how that ended
All I remember is running out of the bathroom with one shoe on and the other in my hand. Pretty sure I was yelling as well.
Three things I need a picture of: your friend, your bong, and your dick.
She made me take my shoes off outside her room but she didn't make me wear a condom. I am confused.
would you like to venture to the magical clitoris forest?
ill dress up as a sperm donor and you can go as the cup....
It's pretty self explanatory. You tried to have sex on the hood of a car in front of everyone
I need to stop getting so drunk at bowling
What happened last night dude?
YOU SHIT ON MY FUCKING COFFE TABLE THATS WHAT FUCKING HAPPENED!!!
At about 2:30 i found you passed out in my closet with your face covered in cheese whiz
What. The. Fuck.
You'll have to be more specific. I do a lot of "what the fuck" kind of stuff
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