Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
Ok forget what i said about christmas break being awful. Chasing shots with fudge
You told me I was special while we were having sex and I asked why.
What did I say?
Don't ask me questions while I have an erection,
I swear if his heart was half the size of the cum stains he's left on my sheets we would have the perfect relationship
i screwed him while his gf was puking in the shower. 2011 is looking up already
So here i am dipping ice cream in my vodka and watching the bad girls club on demand. This is not ok
Dude so coolest charity idea ever, think aids walk but instead of miles you drink beers oh the possibilities
I'm about to do the walk of shame in a christmas onesie. What would I do without christmas sweater party season?
I just caught myself watching and Irish step dance documentary in my underwear drinking nyquil through a straw at 2 in the afternoon. today's off to a good start.
All the party invite said was a date and "21 to drink, 18ish to sleep over"
I had wine for breakfast at 6am, that's how visiting my parents went.
It threw me off a little. I had to take a moment and ask myself, "Is he really fingering me in his mom's kitchen while I eat a whopper?"
We are totally like Jim and Pam, except ya know, drunk and not together anymore.
I wish there were more things in this world as wonderful as string cheese
Surriously
I accidentally made jungle juice last night.
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