I GPSed you we're an hour and 14min away from each other
and it's going to stay that way
I woke up this morning next to some guy. I was horrified, he woke up and said, "the white tiger strikes again!"
So we fuck and I say, "I'm about to go." He tells me, "No, leave at ten.. just lay here for a little while." When I ask, "Why?!" He gets his feelings hurt and says, "ugh. or don't." Since when did guys start acting like girls?
how do flat chested girls get laid?
I woke up to him eating me out, listening to classical music.
Just used your umbrella as a puke sheild. Thanks man.
This is a whole other level of drinking. Like the I used to eat paste with these people kinda drinking.
what part of 'taking a night off' includes MDMA in your world?
One huge ass giant mistake followed by celebatory shots and coors lights thats my day in a nut shell
You threw up on yourself mid conversation with your mom and then told her a girl at the party puked on you.
On my way to get pizza I followed a dog into Salvation Army where I was just hired
I'm pretty sure I imagined the dog... They still hired me
Text me all the things you want us to do this summer. So far, I have Kegstand written down
Our sibling relationship has really blossomed into a wonderful mutual acceptance of sluttyness
Here's a rundown of my night alone. Danced my ass off in the kitchen to FleetmacWood. Drank a little bit. Ordered $40 worth of Chinese food once the drinks kicked in. Picked up said Chinese in dirty sweatpants and slippers. #livinglife
ugh my stomach is so upset-- didn't get a chance to take a violent enough hangover shit at work
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