Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
i just googled the alphabet. i couldnt remember if it was jklomnop or jklmnop.
I wish i could put a picture of my ass of my resume...that seems to be the only way i will ever get hired
It wasn't until i was on my knees with three dicks in my face that i thought it might be a bad idea
Woke up with string cheese braided into my hair- literally braided
Your ability to be a slut in your nightmare astounds me
Okay, just a casual question: how did i manage to get grass stains on the inside of my bra?
You're going to the beach with me so we can have beach sex whether you like it or not. Get over it. Kthx.
It is super hard to find a good vegan dominatrix! THAT'S why I'm single
Can't decide if this guy is hot or if I'm just bored.
Sex is clearly the solution either way.
He compared my vagina to his favorite T-shirt. I don't know if I should take that as a compliment or not..
So after the absinthe shots_____(fill in the blank area for me please)......
She woke up with her hand super glued to the fridge....how the hell am I Supposed to get her off??
I was legit late to work one day Bc it took me so long to get a good nude
I want to disappear from this job like a fart in the wind.💨
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