I just got a bj @ my old preschool...my childhood memories r all ruined
Just come over and take your pants off. 35 mins tops. You'll be home before midnight cinderella
her name was charlotte except you kept calling her chatroulette and yelling at her to show you her boobs
I believe some people would call last night an orgy.
therea a video of her dad walking in while i screamed "lets have a fashion show!" and fell off the table
I think a van full of parolees just blew me kisses. Thoughts?
I know everybody has skeletons in their closet but why are all of mine so slutty?
I totally OverDed on K2 last night. I felt like I was made of lead and then I had a panic attack.
we broke the bed, curtan rods, a dresser drawer, and unless I didn't notice it before, we put a hole in the wall. This is why he and I have to fuck in motels.
look on the scale of 1 to the time you hit an old lady with your car chlamydia barely even rates
Just got a snapchat from him that was a video of with the caption "my new apartment" in Brazil. I think we might not be seeing eachother anymore.
yeah, i'm probably gonna die. still gonna be totally worth it tho
That song just makes me wanna take off my top and shake my titties all around the club.
Holy shit dude........stairs
OMG OMG OMG Ive hit the penis jackpot
It seriously took everything in my power not to sleep with him
What did it come out and serenade you? Lol
It sang to me in the dark. It was magical
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