A hard boiled egg and a shot of tequila is not brunch.
im at a loss of words.... a stripper is dancing to a Justin Bieber song.
We were confused who drove until we went outside and her cupholders were torn out of the dash and laying on the ground
I wanna get "leaving my dick in charge" drunk.
I'm thinking he has to buy me dinner at least twice before i even start considering casting him for "Fuck buddy - understudy."
Also, I've found a new way to get drunk at work for free. Everytime I make a bushwhacker and there's extra... I put it in a cup. Its the Never ending drink.
Don't send the creepy guy a picture of your penis. That's my Christmas wish
Hey nothing wrong with those! I can't believe the guys who let me see where they live on first dates. Even more surprising, I don't stalk them after they've done me wrong.
He ate the contents of an ashtray and didn't puke, I think he can handle drinking a fifth to himself.
I just saw my 7th grade teacher at the club. We had a pretty good talk over drinks. Turns out we both like dancing on tables.
third nipple confirmed
and then I partied with my new dealers deaf pit bull. All around a good night I'd say...
how don't worse things happen to you?
I think the pizza delivery guy is getting a handjob next door.
So some guy thought I took second place in a male stripper competition
man do I wish I knew who this naked guy in my room was...
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