Saw a Delta Zeta recruitment poster today. On it, somebody added, "All you need is your daddy's credit card and a lack of self-respect."
Just made ouyt with a dude on the real wporld...I said I dont want my face blired out
What can i say im a girl who smells like weiners.
Her dress is practically falling off. It must know I'm here.
I had one margarita and got the worst headache of my life... its like my liver has senior week ptsd
she has a picture of her daughter riding a giant rooster.. of course i want to make obscene cock jokes
You have no idea how much I'm praying for my moms side of the family's infertility right now
Hey, no judgement here...this is the girl that threw up on a box of kittens at the magician's house
So puking trix and chicken wings is horrible but atleast we got free drinks for taking the trash out at the bar we are really movin up in the world
drinking from the bathtub cause I'm too lazy to walk downstairs and too thirsty to care
Boobs are out for the taking
she stole my Timberlands and my Sublime shirt and left her heels and bra. this is war
If it makes you feel any better they literally are drinking alcohol out of a toilet. They are serving drinks out of a nasty ass toilet...!
Also barcrawl friday. You ARE wearing a tiara
Pretty much all i've had today is sugar and orgasms
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