I would have done the walk of shame but I couldnt walk
i just identified you from a description of your pipe
You screamed at all of us and then showed us your sack. You're like the boyfriend of my dreams.
Agreed. And i highly doubt it could be awkward. You do remember our introduction was a direct result of you mentioning your affinity for my genitals, right?
Making jello shots drunk, i apologize ahead of time if they are too strong Can't taste anything.
AND WHAT FELONIES DID I MISS OUT ON WHILE SLUMBERING!?
Usually I just ask myself "have I been naked here?" If the answer is no I correct the situation.
So the next time I call you and say I'm going to my first strip club because it's christmas eve eve, and have work the next morning, I'd appreciate you stopping me
NO MAKING MOLDS OF ANYONES GENITALS
Fine. Suck all the fun out of life.
I can't help you right now because I'm shaving my feet...like a lady.
well, you know. whores of a feather.
Would it be weird if i sent him a "happy fuckiversary" text?
I've had way too many dicks in my mouth the past two weeks. Ready to go back to school and be a doctor now
Ever find a porn video so groundbreaking you mentally cancel all your Dick Appointments for the week?
When he identified himself as captain clitoris i knew my night was fucked.
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