butt plug
anus plug
rubbish cock?
yes
you suck at this game today
Im mastering the way to pass gas silently.
making an appointment with student health services to check out my pinkeye on 4/20. they are going to thing this is such a joke
You know you hit rock bottom when you make out with a guy named after a cereal.
I don't think boys are aware how difficult it is to take a picture of your own ass.
my boss just offered me his leftover salvia im not sure if it was a trick question
it's just not right when you're boyfriend has a nicer ass than you do.
So you're saying you don't want to be with her anymore because she likes sex to much and is just to hot?
Well when you say it that way it makes me sound like an idiot.
You are an idiot.
This is why we can never be together. Well that and we r married to other ppl but that's very minor detail compared to the coffee issue
I honestly didn't think living in Canada would change me, until I found myself watching hockey porn
I haven't had sex since the Vanilla Ice concert
Please don't have sex ever again just so you can say that forever.
He doesn't have much of a personality but he makes up for it with his sexual prowess
keeper.
you're telling me you don't want to have sex 30,000 feet above the earth?
Oh god, I forgot we had sex to Elton John
I'm eating cold pizza from work and drinking beer from a wine glass trying to decide if I want to shower or just rub one out and go to sleep. How have I ever gotten laid?
Because you're really hot before taking the time to actually get to know you.
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